PANTS ON THE GROUND

I just got home from Meijers...grocery shopping. I'm still laughing! This young man helped me out, putting the groceries in my car.

Neither my driver side nor passenger side doors will open from the outside. I asked him to reach in from the back to open my door. When he did, his pants slipped down...below his cheeks! Even though he was wearing long johns (Thank God) I could still the shape and pink of his derriere. Then...OHMY GOSH... he stood up and turned around...and his pants fell below his knees! All I could think of was...Pants on the Ground....and said it out loud. As he pulled up his pants he said...guess that's my theme song now....and he started singing it.....saying ...looking like a fool with my pants on the ground. I was laughing so hard I was crying. When I got into the car, I pulled out my cell phone. He, still laughing as well, said ...are you calling the newspaper??
That set me off even more. I sat there and watched him bop back towards the store...still singing Pants on the Ground.